Summerslam 2016 predictions! Darren v Emerald III
(This is unfinished, I forgot to get Emerald’s opinions and she’s in bed now as I watch SummerSlam, I just want it to be clear I made these predictions beforehand. Will update tomorrow hopefully)
Anyone who still cares about these know the deal by now, so let’s just do it!
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Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi v Natalya & Alexa Bliss
DH: I don’t think I could possibly care less. Team Becky Lynch because she’s my fav.
Cesaro v Sheamus
DH: So apparently this is a best of seven, I assume Sheamus will win the first and Cesaro will play catch up because that makes watching this match seven times more exciting.
The Miz (c) v Apollo Crews
DH: Miz to retain, he’s actually doing well at the moment and it’s too soon for this Crews chap.
Enzo & Cass v Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens
DH: Maybe Jericho and Owens, they’ve just started teaming so give them a win. Plus they’re both hilarious.
The New Day (c) v The Club
DH: New Day, they just won’t lose those titles ever until WWE push it too far and everyone gets sick of them. The Club are good though, and I have great respect for those who are bald yet grow beards.
Sasha Banks (c) v Charlotte
DH: Sasha just won it right? So Sasha Banks. I am famed for my disdain for short title reigns. Famed by me.
Rusev (c) v Roman Reigns
DH: Please don’t give Reigns a title right after he gets suspended. That would be a stupid. Rusev should win, though I’m not a huge fan.
Brock Lesnar v Randy Orton
DH: I put this here hoping the two championship matches go on after it, but looking at them that’s not really going to happen is it? This is the toughest one for me, I don’t think anyone should beat Lesnar, but what good does that do? Orton, why not.
Seth Rollins v Finn Balor
DH: Rollins, easy. Match of the night though.
Dean Ambrose (c) v Dolph Ziggler
DH: Ambrose, easier. Stunned that Ziggler even has a title shot. Should be the second best match of the night.